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(A) SIDE DESCRIPTIONS (Appropriate for All Audiences)

YEAR-ROUND

Arm Candy Light Lager: 4.2% ABV

This American Light Lager is pure Arm Candy: lightweight, undemanding, gorgeous to look at, and guaranteed to give you a good time! Like sunlight in a bottle all year long, this low-calorie beer is smooth, crisp, and bright. Pair it with seafood, a burger, or enjoy it on its own. Like you, this Arm Candy is sure to turn heads!

Dragonfly Groove Northern English Brown Ale: 6% ABV

This brown ale is easy-drinking and gorgeously smooth, landing gently on your senses and soothing what ails you. With 15 IBUs and 6% ABV, it’s a solid tune with no dissonant chords, a melody of rich taste, and endless drinkability. Like the first time you heard a now-favorite song, Dragonfly Groove will make you a believer. So pour a pint and let the groove move you, baby!

Easy Money Amber Ale: 5.5% ABV

Like Lionel Richie’s Sunday morning and what the federal budget will never be, this Amber Ale is easy and balanced, with a mellow flavor that encourages you to sit back and put your feet up. We call this brew Easy Money because we really don’t want to know what you did to earn it — we just want you to enjoy it!

Funked Cluster American-Style IPA: 6.8% ABV

Let’s face it–sometimes you just want to get funked up. This American Style IPA is a whole Cluster Funk of flavor: bitter, hoppy, and loud. It gets right up in your face and demands to know whether you’re (wo)man enough to handle its level of funktitude. We totally think you are. Believe in yourself, beer lover, and let your funk flag fly!

Glooty Call Wheat Beer: 5.5% ABV

Sometimes you just gotta have it: a totally delicious, gluten-rich wheat beer. When the craving hits, give in to a Glooty Call! Get your needs met with this seductively smooth 5.5 % ABV temptress of taste that will surely leave you deeply satisfied. Unlike some other aspects of your life, this Glooty Call promises no regrets, only good times!

Oh Mama! Milk Stout: 8.2% ABV

Mama always said, “Drink your milk!” and we’re confident this Oh Mama! Milk Stout is what she actually had in mind. Round, robust and sweet, just like Mama herself, this Stout doesn’t believe in spankings, couldn’t care less if you finished your broccoli or peas, and will love you unconditionally, right to the end.

Proud Mary New England-Style IPA: 8.4% ABV

Proud Mary New England IPA: the signature beer of That Damn Mary! Juicy, with 8.4% alcohol, one sip and you’ll know why Mary proudly calls this her signature beer. The flavor beckons you to sit back and celebrate the grains, reveling in all of the gorgeous deliciousness. This IPA captures the spirit of That Damn Mary and our entire DamNation: bold, courageous, unfiltered, and determined to live out loud! So get proud and have a Mary moment of your own! 

*Gose/Sour Kettle Ale - At TDM, we will always have a sour ale on tap. Please click on the Untappd link above to see our current selection, but see the Seasonal section for each description!

SEASONAL

Axle Addict Pilsner: 4.7% ABV

This Pilsner is a jacked-up pickup truck that drives like a Lamborghini, careening around your taste buds like it’s on tracks and sliding down your gullet and into your happy place on greased wheels! With 4.7% ABV and 20 IBUs, it’s a smooth ride for any pale lager lover, brewed in the Bohemian tradition with just the right amount of hops to keep your motor running.

Flight of the Earls Belgian Dubbel: 8.2% ABV

In 1607, a band of Irishmen, led by two earls, fled to Belgium to escape English rule. They took with them a respect for tradition and a deep appreciation for what the land can produce — like righteous brews! We honor these feisty dudes with this unfiltered Belgian Dubbel, whose amber color perfectly represents the hints of dates and raisins within. Coming at you with an 8.2% ABV and 18 IBU, this beer’s not for the weak; it’s for exiles, outlaws, and everyone who believes that nothing’s more important than the right to live free. Sláinte!

Funk Me Pumps Pumpkin Ale: 7% ABV

What’s in fashion this fall? Funk Me Pumps, baby! This beer is for people who prefer the kids’ table to Uncle Paul’s political rants, would rather carve a prison shank from a wishbone than listen to Gampy talk about his gout, and may or may not have passed out before dessert the last five holidays running. With 7% ABV and 20 IBUs of brown-sugar roasted pumpkin, this nutmeg, vanilla, ginger, and cinnamon-laced beer is just like you: Sweetly spiced, and seriously tasty. Tell Aunt Linda to leave her pumpkin pie at home this year; you’ve got yours in liquid form. Then strap on your Funk Me Pumps and own the holiday season!

Gose Trippin’ Kettle Sour Ale: 4.5% ABV

“I’ll take Flavor Profiles for $500, Alex.” “The answer is green apples, limes, kumquats, soursop, and Gose Trippin’ Kettle Sour Ale.” “Things that are fruity and sour, with a clean finish?” “Congratulations, Champ! Go ahead and treat yourself to a daily double for being so damn clever!”

Lemon Ginger Funky Kettle Sour Ale: 4.8% ABV

Like a popsicle for grown-ups, this Lemon Ginger Funky beer is layers of flavor that refresh: ginger and lemon on a slightly sour GOSE base, perfect for mellowing out and cooling down. With a 4.8% ABV, this beer is funky, not frightening; an easy-drinking delight that encourages you to kick off your shoes, run through the sprinklers, and make the most of sunshine and summertime!

Liquid Toast Vienna Lager: 5.5% ABV

Austria’s been brewing beer since 1229 - which makes us totally willing to overlook the fact that they also invented snow globes. This Liquid Toast Vienna Lager embraces the Austrian tradition with a 5.5% ABV beer that is so clear and crisp, so perfectly balanced between sweet and dry, that after just one you’ll be yodeling “I’ll be back!” at the bartender. And given how toasty good this beer is, we’re not even gonna judge you if you drink it for breakfast. Freud might think your mom messed you up, but we’re all about self-expression, so drag out the lederhosen and drink up, mein Liebling - - it’s time for a Toast! Prost!

Mas Fina Cerveza: 4.5% ABV

It’s summertime and we’re feeling muy bueno! Kick back with a Mas Fina, a south of the border Cerveza with 4.5% ABV. Add a slice of lime, put your feet up, and be instantly transported to la playa! Smack It Like It’s Hot Pale Ale - 6.5% ABV Who knew that the best way to get flavor from basil is to slap it? Mary knew, and she’s smacked the tar out of the basil in this 6.5% ABV pale ale. Then she added farm fresh habaneros, and let it all age for two months. The end result? A smooth yet sassy, deliciously drinkable brew with 40 IBUs and just the right amount of attitude.

Pils For What Ales Bohemian Pilsner: 4.6% ABV

Gather ‘round, kids, it’s time to get learned! Bohemia is the name of the Czech Republic in medieval times. While much has changed since the Holy Roman Empire, one thing has not: the heavenly righteousness of Bohemian Pilsner. A clear beer with a perfect mix of bitter and sweet, this deliciously floral blend will be the Pils that makes you a believer!

Plum Luck Kettle Sour Ale: 6% ABV

Are you feeling lucky? You will be when your meaty paw is wrapped around one of these subtly sweet, tastefully tart Plum Luck brews. With 6% ABV and an IBU of 12, this beer will make your pout pucker ever so slightly, just like when you were 8 and tried to ignore the gentle tickle of Aunt Jane’s chin whiskers when she breezed in and said, “Come here, baby, and give Auntie a kiss!” Amazing what you used to do for a quarter.

Smack It Like It’s Hot  Pale Ale: 6.5% ABV

Who knew that the best way to get flavor from basil is to slap it? Mary knew, and she’s smacked the tar out of the basil in this 6.5% ABV pale ale.

Then she added farm fresh habaneros, and let it all age for two months. The end result? A smooth yet sassy, deliciously drinkable brew with 40 IBUs and just the right amount of attitude.

Squeeze The Day Blood Orange New England-Style IPA: 7% ABV

Time is short and pleasure is fleeting…or is it vice versa? Doesn’t matter when you can Squeeze the Day! At 7% ABV, this New England-style IPA is chock full of blood orange goodness. Can’t you just see the palm trees and feel the ocean breeze? Grab yourself some liquid sunshine and make the most of every mouthful!

Trucker Hat Kolsch: 4.6% ABV

Summertime, and the livin’ is easy! Look at you, all ready to beat the heat in your tank top, flip flops, and shades. There’s only one thing you forgot: your Trucker Hat. No, not the one with the ripe doggy smell and sweat stains. This one: Crisp and clean with a subtle fruit flavor, the Kolsch-style Trucker Hat beer has a 4.6% ABV that refreshes without knocking your wheels off. Sunscreen not included.

Wicked Valentine Vanilla Habanero Milk Stout: 8.2% ABV

Remember in second grade when you decorated a shoebox to hold all the Valentines from your classmates? And were so stoked to get the candy heart that said I Choose You? Well, this ain’t that kind of Valentine. A perfect blend of soothing vanilla and fiery Habanero, this Milk Stout is the one your mama warned you about! She’ll blow your hair back, then help you comb it into place. Keep you up all night, then take you to church. Comfort and chaos, fire and ice, buckle in, baby, ‘cause it’s gonna be an unforgettable ride!

SPECIALTY

Atomik Blond Imperial Blonde Ale: 8.2% ABV

You had a poster of this 8.2% ABV Blonde Ale in your locker, admit it. With Kveik yeast fermented in serious heat, this blonde has legs for days and a smooth demeanor that will leave you hoping she’ll be your permanent prom date.

Berry Mary Heroes Raspberry Cream Dessert IPA: 11% ABV

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear scrubs, some wear helmets, some wear beer-stained TDM swag and answer to MJ. But they all deserve a treat, and nothing says “You Rock!” like this Berry Mary IPA. It’s raspberries and cream backed by a velvety-smooth IPA, and at 11 % ABV, this tasty temptress serves up a sweet treat so delectably good you’ll want to hoist your glass in honor of heroes — and heroic beers — everywhere!

Bliss Soft White IPA: 6.5% ABV

At TDM, we find our Bliss in good health, good friends, and good beer. This delicate, soft, easy-drinking white (not wit!) beer has a 6.5% ABV and a full load of gorgeous aromatic Cascade hops. Whether you’re a mountain climber or a fireside chatter, a weekend warrior or a workday hero, this is the beer for all the ways you find your bliss, and all the people you share it with. Cheers!

Midnight Madness Imperial Stout: 12% ABV

Are you (wo)man enough for this beer? High in alcohol, with intense chocolate, caramel, and smoke flavors, this Imperial Stout with restart your clock, no matter what time of day you drink it. As Mary always says, it’s Midnight somewhere, so buckle up, camper, and ride the lightning of this high-intensity 12% ABV Stout Madness!

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